Tiffany Pollard once said...

My mom got my dad a bag of Doritos for Valentine's Day

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I’m tired of people saying “here’s my go to lazy meal” and then they start chopping an onion

I honestly think we are asking too much of cauliflower.

Im very confused why kourtney and Travis had to get married three times

I mean

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My date for last night’s NY premiere of BROS. ❤️

To the “generation of girls that watched Devon Sawa ask Christina Ricci can I keep you” and have been “chasing that feeling ever since”: Don’t forget to rewind the VHS tape and stick it back in the big plastic case. — Love you.

HBIC 4 EVER

i dislocated my finger trying to cut a frozen meatball

Sorry to be sappy but the 90s cast of Yellowjackets wrapped yesterday and we all sat and watched episode 201 together… and other than my siblings, I have never felt this level of pride and respect and adoration for a group of people. I can’t believe their talent and their hearts