WE LOVE FOLK MALONE

today is the only day you can RT this

spring: depressed in a hopeful way summer: depressed in a manic way fall: depressed in a nostalgic way winter: depressed in a depressed way

I’m not reaching out I just wrote you a letter To say how mad I still am at you

Dude I would be down to do anything on gods green earth with you

getting wasted and commenting “nightmare blunt rotation” on everyone’s facebook family christmas photos

jacob elordi is like. timothee chalamet with more water and nutrients

happy international women’s day to anyone i’ve met in a bar bathroom. you are all my sisters now

bro having a job where you’re one of the youngest employees is crazy like I’m taking PTO to go to music festivals meanwhile my coworkers are taking PTO because their kid in high school got sick or my coworkers are just straight up retiring omg 😭😭😭😭😭

Make Way for the Celtics. 💚

You should be able to take your dad to an autism assessment for Father’s Day. A bit like how you’d treat your mother to a full body massage, or an afternoon tea