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megery

@megery

I'm a lover of words and people. I stargaze; I write; I dance in my kitchen. Let's be friends. (she/her/hers)

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calendar_today04-01-2009 05:15:15

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Have any of my mutuals had a breast reduction? Would you be willing to share your experience? I’m considering the surgery and have lots of questions.

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I’m dog sitting for a very anxious Jack Russell. She won’t eat. I’ve tried all the tricks. I’ve heated up her wet food 🤢, offered her some of my dinner, and even tried to hand feed. She’s committed to fasting. No advice necessary since she goes home tonight… just frustrated.

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“Goals give life substance. To strive actively to achieve some goal gives your life meaning.” — Bruce Lee

So what’s a goal you’re currently working on, Tweeps?

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If you were me and you weren’t afraid of high mileage Toyotas, would you rather be driving a 2007 Lexus RX 350 or a 98 Toyota 4 Runner SR5 (which is super close to the car I just totaled that I LOVED)?

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I’m pretty sure the insurance is going to total my truck, so I’ve been looking at replacements… and everything I can afford leaves me kind of bored. Why are there so many greige cars in the world? And why are so many of them Civics or Corollas? Sigh.

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I crashed my car last night. I’m totally fine, but my car, which I absolutely adore, is totaled. 😣😩

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Just finished up my coaching session for today with the Fabulous 💡 I thought you might enjoy it too! thefab.page.link/rxGa8

I love this story.

Just finished up my coaching session for today with the Fabulous 💡 I thought you might enjoy it too! thefab.page.link/rxGa8 I love this story. #DailyMotivation #EnjoyTheStrawberry
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It’s really easy to file a complaint with the Utah Board of Education. And if you’re disgusted by a board member cyber bullying a student athlete, then I highly recommend you let the Board know.

schools.utah.gov/internalaudit.…

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At this point, I’m thinking we just tell him he won the election, put him in a fake White House on the back-nine of Trump National, give him a Diet Coke button and tell him he can sell whatever nuke secrets he wants for as long as he wants.
Close the door… and tiptoe away. 👀

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For a fun game, let's do a tour of the unit Airbnb refuses to give me a refund for! I'm sure they'd hate if you liked it shared this, which seems to be the only way to get their attention. Let's start with the entryway. Not off to a great start re: cleanliness.

For a fun game, let's do a tour of the unit @Airbnb refuses to give me a refund for! I'm sure they'd hate if you liked it shared this, which seems to be the only way to get their attention. Let's start with the entryway. Not off to a great start re: cleanliness.
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Plot hole: how did Cinderella’s glass slippers stay magicked when the spell expired at midnight?

I’m in the hospital with my niece, holding her while she sleeps with EEG monitors all over her head, and I’m asking the real questions.

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“How we spend our days, is, of course, how we spend our life.” — Annie Dillard

How are you spending your life, friends?

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