If he didn’t want a bad bitch he shouldn’t have married one

boy math is treating women like shit but then getting mad when she tells people u treated her like shit

no literally.

Girls will suffer unearthly tragedies and still run errands the same day with a smile on their face but if a man’s parents divorce when he is 12 he will unleash his wrath on the world for the rest of his life

Now I get why my Grandma got up early to have a lil coffee by herself girl me too

Manipulation is when they repeatedly destroy your peace, trigger your mental health, lower your vibe, and blame you for your negative reaction.

y’all be talkin bout post breakup beauty and whole time it’s cuz you stopped fuckin that gremlin raw like he was altering your dna and you was eating his ugly

coyote ugly

Babe wear those panties I like ;)

jury duty is so unserious. like uh oh it's time for my government-mandated gossiping!

😂😂

They should’ve never given me an office job I already started two rumors.

I’d go to war for a woman like me

(morning after drinking 13 gin and tonics in one night) idk i feel weirdly bad

was talking to my dad and he told me when he was 20 he did too many shrooms before work and “called in evil” he said he thought he was evil and couldn’t come into work

tell auntie make a twitter