Decepticon data analysis: Humans don't bend that way unless you force it.

It's only Wednesday...

When the work day's over: /😌/ / | \ Oh \😌/ \ | \ Hell 😌 / \\ | \ Yes!!!

@Vodkantots *high five*

*Files Do Not Contact Order*

I see the police think it's the 60s in Ferguson... #throwbackthursday

Sometimes you score before you touch the ball.

@FavstarOfTheDay So my soulmate is fucking someone else.. Her loss.. I'd fuck her better. Thanks for the trophy Megatron!

... #MegalodonLives

On the rare occasion that a human man is right & a woman wrong, men will begin to correct her with the arrogant question "Are you finished?"

Monday strikes again!

When a nigga hands you his mixtape.

"You'll be fine." My standard lie to humans.

Boiling hot water was the way to go Laura! #IceBucketChallenge

Gaze into my magnificence! Gaze into it!

I don't know how many problems I have because math is one of them.

Neil deGrasse Tyson knows.

*Deletes fucks given*

Me and the Squad looking flawless. #transformers

Talking in between robots fighting. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly