When I send you “♦️” just know you’ve caught me in a negative moodlet

toddlers in the sims 4 be like

I can’t stop laughing at this.

getting readyyy for my party what r u guys wearing

get in the car it’s august

just got the “tiktok is banned” pop up, closed the app, then went back to it 3 seconds later out of habit. yeah i’m cooked

use your brain instead

how it feels to be an em dash user now that ChatGPT has ruined them

instagram just loud asf these days. not every post need a song yall !

lawrence was the goat of the handmaids tale and i really do think this was the perfect ending for him

Millennials use “lol” like STOP at the end of a telegram lol

it’s so hot to me when a man has a poorly run instagram account

her pen was on another planet

what the fuck even is a jet 2 holiday

I have to be up in 5 hours for class you’re telling me I stayed awake to watch 50 minutes of the broccoli top disrespect every character in that show

old people are right about crosswords and morning stretches i will admit

Unfortunately, I can no longer read a "it's not this, it's that" construction without immediately raising my AI hackles. Just total rhetorical style death.