Robert Pattinson can play Batman but Christian Bale could never play Edward Cullen

Me at my first outing post vaccine

men will literally run for president instead of going to therapy

And you thought "Taking A Knee" was too much!?!

I can’t believe Mike Pence has seen Gaga live and I haven’t

Hey all! I hope you'll consider me for the #Inspiration4contest so that I might be able to take my science communication to orbit :) To raise money for St. Jude I'm offering personalized videos for kids here: spacegaltospace.com I'll match all donations up to $5k. Ad Astra🚀

Mental health is health. 🎾 To support Naomi Osaka’s decision to prioritize her mental health, Calm is donating $15,000 to Laureus in France, an organization doing incredible work in the mental health space to transform the lives of young people through the power of sport.

His reactions are SO PURE. #GymTrials21

I can literally feel this tequila running through my body

The CDC now recommends that if you are secretly in love with me you have to tell me

Bigot. I don’t remember Jesus liking hypocrites like Candy. But sure. Make your money, honey. You ride that prejudice wave all the way to the bank.

“why are you dressed like that?” “like what?”

Tonight, there are unconfirmed reports coming out of Moore County, NC of three substations being shot up with firearms simultaneously to cut power to a drag show. Reportedly, nearly 40,000 people in Moore County are currently without power.

If you are the unarmed black man who the police drew guns on while you were sitting in your parked car on U St. in Washington, DC, I recorded the whole thing if you need the video. Please RT so he can find this and see it. He didn’t deserve that at all.

dayman by it’s always sunny in philadelphia

THE TERPS ARE ELITE!!

The news is always like: "America has banned wheelchair ramps because they weren't in the Bible. Finland has made ice cream free."

Usher, sing for us! Usher: