Tune in tonight to see if the news turns Sam into a Dementor!

A short sunset period for stockpiled MetroCards http://bit.ly/dfNjXm

@dlpesick I also just watched The Pianist, however the joke really is on you since its available for streaming

AP source: Michigan 'very happy' about NCAA ruling that will be released Thursday

In a stunning turn of events Detroit wins Super Bowl XLV #Eminem #Chrysler #ImportedFromDetroit

"Imported from #Detroit." #Chrysler FTW

Amazing that an entire faith can be completely marginalized and compared to extremists at the same time. Glenn Beck, whats a "reformed" Jew?

Diagram of 2011's more efficient G train released! http://twitpic.com/37g2dc

Apparently Peter Griffin and I have the same birthday...

RT Michael Zak: Bell's Brewery Oberon release in one week is perhaps the surest sign of warmer weather coming...

@dlpesick, Really? Really. Whatever could've given you that idea? Oh and thanks for ruining all of the Harry Potter movies for everyone

@dlpesick PS Moody is really Barty Crouch... junior

@dlpesick http://bit.ly/11Ohx6