I’ve played a little cs2 in the last few days and it feels NICE. (I’ve had the flu so my judgment may be skewed)

Look how majestic he is 🥹🍂(please ignore his buzz cut on his leg, he’s 2 months post op from knee surgery)

p2k-ha is back baby

Somebody stop me

I think there are NPCs that are strategically placed right outside where I live to drive 20mph below the speed limit in front of me on the way to work every morning.

Stage 5 clinger

Not to be a total sap or anything but I never knew how low my standards used to be until I started talking to someone who checked off every box including the ones I didn’t even realize I had

Time Magazine: We’d like to name you Person of the Yea- Me: Can I bring my cat.

I had the time of my life fighting dragons with youuuu 🫶 Celebrate 34 with me by watching The Eras Tour (Extended Version) including “Long Live” 🐉 “The Archer” 🏹 and “Wildest Dreams” 🩵 at home! PS troll me all you want about my excessive and literal millennial emoji use but

ranch

The 1.50 Costco hotdog just cured my depression.

Millennials, I got bad news. I think that was one of our first oldies concerts.

.Miss Rage just tried to call me a bull in a china shop and called me an elephant in a ceramic store instead. gg englando

my mom taught me to say “not my circus, not my monkeys” when some crazy shit someone was doing wasn’t my business. but when my friends are doing crazy shit it’s tough. bc I’m like that’s not my circus… but that’s MY monkey

I just wanna lose my lil stomach but i can’t stop eating 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

Thank you! So lucky I’ve had you to look up to and learn how to be old! Miss you so much!

Please send some positive thoughts and vibes to my boy Lucifer. He’s the cat that made me love cats and this boy is one of the sweetest animals I’ve ever met. You’ve got a whole army behind you buddy💛💛

coming back from my hiatus to let everyone know that you shouldn't use grenades in 1v1s unless you are a highly trained professional. clips.twitch.tv/FriendlyDiffer…

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