TVTropes > Am I Not Turtley Enough For Your Turtle Club? This trope occurs when characters ask if they're not turtley enough for a turtle club. Examples: [Film] Master of Disguise: The Trope Namer, Pistachio Disguisey asking the titular question. [All Other Media] Subverted,

(Rupaul enters work room) hello hello hello! Queens, this week we'll be paying tribute to one of the most slaytastic legends in LGBT history (pit crew wheels out cart with sheet over it, they remove sheet revealing 12 katanas) Yukio Mishima! Queens: (don't know Mishima) yaaasss!

Wisconsin GOP doing incredible marketing for us

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The Epstein files are set to drop tomorrow. Right on cue, the Pedophile Protection Party speaker canceled votes before the deadline. The American people deserve the entire truth. No delays. No cover-ups. No redactions.

if you drop a knife directly into a wooden floor once it's a shameful error, if you do it 300 times it's a bold aesthetic choice

i’m no fan of video game piracy but it’s time to face reality, whether we like it or not piracy isn’t going anywhere

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Thinking about how the SAT reading section now has micropassages that can be as short as 25 words. Absolutely howling at this question from an official College Board practice exam. Bro 😭

If I can make it to 5pm I'll get my first 2 day weekend in over a month. The last time I had a day off that wasn't a Sunday was thanksgiving.

I'm always a bit resentful when someone says "You just use twink to mean fag". Do you "just" use cerulean to mean blue?

You’re not gonna like what they did to the Lincoln Memorial either

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