It's so cold you can smell it

Can I disable the telephone feature on my internet device? I hate the voicemail icon and now I reside in hell.

mother nature and last night of governors ball have the most consistent beef i've ever seen

Unless we can put on the best talent show this town has ever seen

I never feel dumber than when I pull on a door that's clearly marked 'Push' 🤦🏽‍♂️

Facts. I listened to 70,638 Minutes of music 2017wrapped.com/share/en/-L-bP…

Get your pet lit! woofandbrew.com/store/p87/PAWS…

Tim Donnelly Aaron Benoit 🦑🧠 even though I was very late to the Ted Leo party he made my top 100 playlist 🙏🏽

A recap of my Sunday

Find you a girl that looks at you like a corporate sponsor looks at social media influencer

It's always comforting to see you're not the first one.

Cruisin' by Smokey Robinson open.spotify.com/track/2gliw3L0… "Life was chaotic; Sundays were soulful" - my gravestone

Watches Peaky Blinders once

Worst kind of PDA: concert couple sway

Alcohol borrows fun from tomorrow

I took the tube to work this morning at rush hour. It was absolutely mobbed. Carnage. You know the drill. Queues of anxious commuters waiting to board. TFL guy yelling incoherently about the doors.

Who would have guessed FireFly Music Festival in Dover, DE would have the best lineup in 2018

Mixed Drink 👍🏽 Song Remix 👍🏽 Mixed Feelings 👎🏽 Wintry Mix 🖕🏽

Lousy Smarch weather

A podcast like Today Explained, but for memes you missed by not obsessively checking social media. sean please and thank you.