when i’m stressed out it really helps to hold all the world’s bad news six inches from my face til 2am

Beautiful

“the horrors persist but so do we” actually the horrors are kind of lapping me right now

Take me back to the First Church of the Buzzard and surround me with riffs.

Me when I pull up to the taco truck that just closed a half hour before Google maps said they'd be closed and all I want is a slice of some al pastor meat cone heaven with a lil hunk o pineapple on top.

wanna buy a narc shirt? DM me for details / size, we can ship it out.

I love having access to a really nice gym at work, but hate seeing my coworkers' balls in the locker room.

Went hard in the paint on this design for this banger of a show next month.

it’s pretty crazy how there’s an entire profession we have to make wear body cameras because they lie so much.

Sometimes I'm really unkind to myself and that shit isn't ok. I need to un-fuck my brain.

Cutting weight, getting strong, and old clothes fitting. Feels good to be focusing on bettering myself in any way I can.

My cousin came to town from Florida with his partner and we took grandma to drag brunch at a strip club. It was fantastic.

Today we remember. I’m dropping all the killdozer memes I’ve collected over the years because sometimes reasonable men must do unreasonable things.

Heavy is the butt that poops the pant

Love to see it.