Due to circumstances beyond our control... me and Charlotte Hibbert basically have 24 pigs in blankets between us tomorrow!

There is something remarkably satisfying about beating a 1 year old in an hour long battle of wills! #winning

There is something even more satisfying about winning a 2 hour battle of wills with a 1 year old #ActuallyWinning

I have just watched Charlotte Hibbert lick crumbs of cheese of a sofa. I don’t think there’s anything more to add.

Me: I won't be in today. Boss: What's the matter? Me: I was squeezing some ketchup and some watery stuff came out on the plate. Boss: Take as much time as you need.

2004: Rubbish at Maths 2019: Amazing at Maths #10yearchallengue

The world is about to get a lot more excellent. Watch this special announcement from your two favorite dudes! 8.21.20 🎸⚡️

First look at a Tesla Model 3 driving to its owner on Enhanced Summon teslarati.com/tesla-model-3-…

Looks familiar doesn't it? Incredibly, most of the funny lines in Airplane (1980) were lifted directly from this disaster drama - 'Zero Hour' made in 1957. This is just great 😂

DRS should be like reviews in cricket. 3 uses per race. #bbcf1

Elon Musk Arctic Circle 🐉 CGP Grey 🐝 Third Row Tesla Podcast Can Tesla Daily get in on that interview action after 500 episodes? 😄

Funding Secured #tesla

Rufus Wainwright and Ben Folds singing ‘Careless Whisper’ puts most things right. youtu.be/Q01WCVrgQaU

We’re launching a survey to help understand how and where #coronavirus is affecting people.    Take part here if you have symptoms ⬇️

Here’s a game of spot the difference. 1) @dailymail ‘s pic of me & my dad 2) the actual picture. Socially distant, no physical contact & was bringing them food. Been a long month of no contact, my mum worked for the NHS her whole career so she was ruthless about distance. Thanks

"...and we are crushing the ONLY source of real American ingenuity?? ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!!" Sandy Munro speaking loud and clear! youtu.be/8hcB1Z6-A7Q Tesla New York @Model3Owners

Elon Musk has begun addressing the issue of posting child sexual exploitation content on Twitter after years of the platform’s inactivity on the subject under past management #Twitter tesmanian.com/blogs/tesmania…

FBI paid Twitter $3.4m to process requests (aka taking down conservative accounts) in run up to 2020 presidential election. FBI dealt directly and regularly with Twitter execs to block accounts spreading supposed “disinformation”, inc top Twitter lawyer Jim Baker, ex-FBI.

Can we please elect Rowan Atkinson as Prime Minister? #freespeech