The contrast is something:

Trump: sitting in court right now as David Pecker testifies that he killed stories to help Trump politically and the Supreme Court is hearing about a theory of immunity that allows for coups and assassinating rivals.

Biden: worst case scenario does

Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about.

Make it worse by saying they look tired.

A Freemaniac nuns with guns - 🇺🇦 Slava Ukraini! Author Benjamin Ryan I’m feeling the need to watch The Hitchhikers’ Guide for the gazillionth time.

He's not eating and suffering with pneumonia, S'Getti 196951 is in need of urgent help getting out of NYCACC alive. TBK Tuesday and a handsome and well behaved 4 year old who greets with soft body and a wagging tail, he takes treats gently and is easily removed and returned to

Former cigarette smokers, how did you quit?

Should have brought the bigger truck

Look, yes I realize I'm not 25 anymore but I shouldn't need a breaker bar and a 3 ton gear puller to open a new jar of peanut butter. I can't be the only one that's noticed this.

David M Barnett Gerard McGee I'm assuming the grant is for old white writers who walk with tote bags and canes.

Telephone scammer caught! toronto.com/news/crime/man…

Brian Lilley You forgot to mention you are bought and paid for by Doug Ford ... That's a pretty big omission #NeverVoteConservative

Brian Lilley Except they're ALL garbage papers on the same level as the National Enquirer. No one takes them seriously. #NeverVoteConservative

Brian Lilley Papers no one reads. When free I didn’t even bring them in, blue binned them.

Brian Lilley Meanwhile, Pierre Poilievre, like the Conservative Party leaders before him, is all fizzle.

Pierre hasn't delivered for Canadians in 20 years, and, as his popularity wanes and he is reduced to pandering to roadside rodeos, we can see the toll it's taking on him both mentally and physically

Brian Lilley And this is your guy lol 😆 😂 🤣

Brian Lilley Who pays your wage?

Isn’t it HILARIOUS that the Right Honourable Prime Minister Trudeau puts steak on YOUR - 🇺🇸 RePuKElican tabloid torquing -aka David Pecker 👀 - owned - table ?

Maybe send PMJT a thank you note.
#DefundPostmedia

Brian Lilley '20 papers' nation-wide⁉️ALL Postmedia is foreign-owned by Chatham Asset Management‼️How proud YOU must be to provide your lickspittle to foreign interference orgs to assuage your hate for PMJT...so anti-Canadian of YOU‼️😡 #NeverPoilievre #cdnpoli #cdnmedia #CdnsStandWithTrudeau

Brian Lilley Ok there, Brian Pecker.

Kathy Griffin Kristi Noem is the most hated woman in America right now.

I can’t get over the news that Governor Kristi Noem shot her own puppy for nothing. I have four dogs and they absolutely keep me going. I count on them and they know they can count on me. I love them more than I can describe. I know hate is a strong word, but I hate Kristi Noem