Gosh, R.E.M.'s Automatic for the People is a much tougher listen for me as a 50 year old than it was for me as a 16 year old, when I first bought it. Perhaps needless to say, it's even more rewarding, too.

Just checking in on the Special Relationshi-

When they ask me to name one of the seven dwarves in the Disney movie

When someone asks me what a crab is like:

*tries to light a sherbet fountain*

Gosh, I just got snarled at by Peter Hitchens on here! #starstruck

Before Leonard Cohen, no-one had thought to rhyme "hallelujah" with "do ya". And, frankly, I remain annoyed that Cohen changed that situation.

Han Smallo

Me when I have to read something written by sociologists

Tipsy Saturday! Hope everyone is making the most of their weekend, despite everything...

Avengers Assemble

You know that expression, "I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire"? Personally, I think I *couldn't* piss on someone if they were on fire: I really struggle to go if there's someone else around.

Roses are red, Sous chefs can cook...

I know it's silly, but my heart always sinks a little when I read tweets that have horrible grammar. We all make slips, but gosh...

Politics to politicians:

Wouldn't it be nice to just... stop?