Our class was nicknamed the “Juno juniors” because of how many girls got pregnant

"IT"S THE FUCKING GUNS!"

.nick wright reacts to the shooting at the Chiefs parade:

1. Religious freedom means you can either practice any religion you want or no religion at all. 2. Religious freedom does not mean you can use your beliefs to dictate what others can and cannot do. Your religion guides you, not all of us. It’s as simple as that.

On Thank a Resident Day, here are a few things you may not know: 1. Residents work 60-80+ hours/week & make around $12-18 per hour. They get no extra pay for extra (residency) shifts. 2. They often work 28 hours straight & can be sleep deprived for much longer on “home call.”

“I measured my BP that was 160/90 so the nurse triage line told me to go to the ED” Me:

“Do you want to wait for the creatinine before going to CT for this polytrauma?” Me:

“I was told to go to the ED for my abnormal EKG” EKG shows a single PVC

Giving away a Giannis Brewers jersey If you want it just retweet this tweet and be following me

My prediction for the debate: The right will say Trump won The left will say Biden won They’ll both look bad It won’t change anyone’s mind

Kamala Harris has released the first video of her presidential campaign, featuring Beyoncé's song, "Freedom":

Who did this, and how much do I owe you?

doctor: do you drink alcohol? me: yeah a couple times a week doctor (pulling out a bottle of whiskey and two cups): ok amazing it's been a really tough week actually

Yikes, I left off my jobs a Stein Garden & Gifts and Two Men and a Truck for my emergency medicine job.

I’m so confused about the phantom flags these refs are calling

GO PACK GO

What’s Mason Crosby up to these days?

Packers fans, we are giving away an Official Xavier McKinney jersey in YOUR SIZE ($150+ value)💥 Retweet & Send us a DM for details to win! Must be following in order to qualify☝🏽