Wait how can a margarita cost 17 dollars and a 20 percent tip be $4.75???

So, let me get this straight…a year feels like a second and 2 weeks feels like forever? Wth?

Everywhere I go in silverlake there’s a group of clucking hens (rich white women) 5 feet away from me gabbing their tits off and it takes every fiber of my being not to scream “shut up! Just shut the fuck up for second. I’m trying to think”

i say phish makes me wanna run through a fuckin wall sometimes and this is the shit i mean the energy is so fucking infectious

Anyone who’s deeply online has BPD…

Women with big floppy tits love the renaissance fair.

I love how phish fans don’t give a shit about Bert Kreisher

women make fathers. Think about that.

imagine her being told she has to scan a qr code to order at a restaurant

Male bee dies after mating with the queen bee

Do republicans fight with each other online as much as liberals do?

Weird how every politician retires a billionaire. I had no idea public service was so lucrative.

I have ants in my house. I just killed all but one on my counter and told him “go tell the queen it’s fucking on”

I think 20 dollars will always be a lot of money to me.

American Yellow Warbler.

If I see a guy in tie dye at phish I assume it’s his first show

The acting in early 2000s Disney movies is so bad, it’s just like porn.

Ate a cheese dog outside a karate place listening to men scream. It was cathartic

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