when cardi said “I dont cook I dont clean” I know my brother felt that🙄

Thinking about you

it’s so strange how i log into canvas and within seconds I’m also checking out at 5 different clothing stores

i hate when people look at me in public i’m not real you idiot

a relationship should be 50/50, he buys new hoodies and I wear them all

girls who dye their hair blonde are often scared to dye it any other color because the first time you do it the bleach cells get into your brain and tell u that people only like you bc you’re blonde. this is science actually

The moderator getting treated like a substitute teacher

proven fact that luke combs still has NOT made a bad song

It is your civic duty to vote. It is NOT your civic duty to bash people who didn’t vote the way you did.

It just occurred to me that this election is following the plot of The Notebook: - A white house - Mail that wasn’t received - A lot of fighting - It wasn’t over - It still isn’t over

leave nevada alone, they raised tana mongeau so don’t expect excellence

Why y’all keep asking where the police at? Y’all ask where Miley’s at when Hannah’s on stage?

It’s harder to get in a Trader Joe’s during a pandemic than it is the capitol

I hope all teenagers have a phase where electric feel by mgmt is the sexiest song they've ever heard. I really do. more than anything else in the whole world

You just had to be there.

normalise retail workers being able to tell customers to fuck off