Daylight Saving Time is increasingly hard to notice when my digital are devices are like, "What? Nothing happened. We know what time it is." And my stove is left blinking and screaming, "IT HAPPENED! TIME SHIFTED UNNATURALLY! THEY'RE ALL LYING! ONLY I KNOW! ONLY I REMEMBER!"

I voted.

If you get anxious about the election results tonight, the NYT recommends you "plunge your face into a bowl of ice water."

I see that CNN has begun their PA vote tally with a single dorm at UPenn.

88% of evangelical Christians voted for Herschel Walker, not Warnock, the candidate who has devoted his adult life to Jesus Christ. Let that sink in.

Break out the crudite

Just a shout out to my Dad who lives in her district and told me last month Lauren Boebert could lose and I didn’t believe him.

Whatever you think of Dr. Oz, he ran a tough race that he spent a ton of his own money on but still ate shit and that’s funny

Republicans want to raise the age of voting to 21 because 18-21yos voted in droves in the Midterms. This is the same Republican Party that believes that an 18yo is mature enough to purchase an AR15 and a 10yo is old enough to be a mom. Take all the time you need with that.

New Zealand is at 99% renewable electricity generation right now. You read that right.

Republicans are amazed that the kids they gleefully put through active shooter drills grew up to vote against them.

I’m gonna be pretty pissed when the GOP gains a 1 seat majority in the House because thanks to 1200 gun-toting fuckwits in CO3.

Last night I asked an AI image bot to draw me "Fast and Furious fights a dragon" and now I want to see this movie more than anything possibly ever.

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something unpleasant after a period of relief.

I've seen enough: Rep. Katie Porter (D) wins reelection in #CA47, defeating Scott Baugh (R).

Worried that I killed Twitter by live tweeting Game of Thrones a decade too late.

This is delightful. Keep going.

I’ve seen enough…I’m done with Twitter for the appreciable future, as I have no interest in rewarding this fuckwit’s reprehensible behavior. Restoring Trump was the last straw. Find me on Insta @daleyscreening or on Mastodon (I guess?) @[email protected]. Good luck out there.