if i don’t text back at night it’s cause i’m out helping batman

me texting my friends mental health advice when i belong in an asylum

will you excuse me for a second i need to have a meltdown

“I was born in the wrong generation” Okay well if I didn’t have Google Maps I’d kill myself so now what

that post doordash clarity is crazy

me googling the number that called me instead of answering it like an adult…

going to war (leaving my room)

the sexual tension between me and the desire to move to a new city and start a new life

hes not even fucking peeling it

the world can be so fucking beautiful sometimes

getting escorted out of a g*n show for rating them based on mouth feel

girls will sit under the sun and immediately feel like their mental health is cured (im girls)

me after 6 tequila shots

(me with my alien) this is a chilis margarita you drink it

damn gurl ur regards warm af