no grindr, no tinder, no hinge, no bumble, no situationships, no crushes. just fresh air and vibes.

he looks like a baby who just shit himself

& it gets even better when they actually like themselves too

I’m so happy they invented sitting on the beach and staring off into the ocean

Once I become rich, I’ll be unstoppable at gifting. In fact, people will fear for their lives.

Wondering how does this species survive in the wild.. 😅

broma bakery the woman you are…

My husband is out of town, but the cupboard doors are still open, so now I have to face some cold hard truths about myself

How have we become so primed to identify with machines and algorithms over human experiences? Why is the pain and mourning of our brothers and sisters too dirty to touch? We need the sanitized machine made gloves to lightly poke at it and pretend that is empathy

Lifeguards and firefighters of Lisbon, thinking about you always

interview panel waiting for you to stop so they can give it to the internal candidate

Fella on this morning is about to go to war for Jude Bellingham😭😭😭

Why do men snore i don’t do that so why are you

Just voted for the independent candidate in Islington North. I heard he’s alright.

“it’s hard for him to speak in full sentences”😭😭 #loveisland x.com/ola_onyeiwu2/s…

Not watching #loveisland but I hear another baddie has embarrassed herself on her knees for a guy who doesn’t even speak in full sentences.

Not only are run clubs a thing but I’ve seen a resurgence in book clubs and dinner parties and game nights, etc. More of my friends are playing tennis and golf. People genuinely just want community back and also hobbies that have nothing to do with trying to get rich.

Categorizing my friends has saved me from a lot of disappointment. Some people are strictly for going out and catching a vibe, others are great for travel, and then there are those few special ones who you can do any and everything with. Stop putting everyone in the same box.