My brain is very smooth right now

I got one (1) hair cut. The results speak for themselves.

Thirty.

Cool, thanks ESPN

Come to Atlantic City if you want your ass kicked

Discourse

Nature is amazing!!

Garlic bread is a vegetable.

Go stretch your legs, folks. The internet will be back shortly!

I am not satisfied with the goose emoji.

This is maddening The New York Times

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Horses

Chris Simms is dressed like he’s gonna crawl through a river of shit and come out clean on the other side

Give us George Bush talking about insects next

Bare Hill Pond yesterday @commonwealthofmassachusettsboardoftourism

The first trailer for Brady Corbet’s ‘THE BRUTALIST’ has been released. • 97% on Rotten Tomatoes • Budget was under $10M • Described as a post-war American epic with a runtime of 3hrs & 35mins + intermission In theaters this December.

Look I'd love to gloat or whatever but between Google's advertising monopoly and ChatGPT's ability to generate human-sounding text, they've damaged the Internet's capacity to be useful. Irony has ceased to be a balm, I'm afraid.

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