Loving this unwritten rule of mums not writing on the gift tag of present bags so you can pass it off as your own at the next party

I have a new car. Today I tried getting into someone else’s car while they stopped their tennis game to watch me. When I finally found my own car I called out ‘This’ll do’ and drove away.

Also, today my daughter had a mini tantrum to a stranger in the pub. Eyes shut, she let rip a volley of shouts to a very confused man. She later told us ‘well, he had a beer so I thought it was daddy’ 😅😂

Our plumber just said ‘Thanks for the detailed plan of the bathroom’ and the little Hermione inside me died of happiness

I know I can’t believe that shit

Sat in a cafe watching a woman talk incessantly AT her friend, about herself for over an hour now. Why would anyone want to be friends with someone like that? I’m ready to punch her in the face

It’s a hard watch but wonderful that @realjoeswash is highlighting the needs of #teensincare in the UK. We are failing these young people, shame on us 💔

On this day in 2015 we produced a scratch performance of Dagestan – a new play by SJ Fowler set in the shadowy world of global security. It feels, sadly, ever more relevant. Cast Gareth Tempest maya wasowicz Robin Berry @NorthySteve Dir. Russell Bender 📸 JoshRedmanPhoto

Chuffed to have my short story ‘Clip!’ Longlisted! Thank you 🙏🏽 Mslexia ✨

Honoured to be Assistant Writer for WritingWestMidlands @TheSparkWriters supporting the incredible Lou Minns every month for fun & creative writing workshops ages 7-11 Shrewsbury Museum 🌟🖊️

Trying to work but…

Ive not been on Twi-, sorry, X for so long but this is my comeback song

WritingWestMidlands #nationalwritersconference2024 was a blast thank you! Great advice from Jessie Goetzinger & kiya rose & lovely to meet Dr Tuğçe Bıçakçı Syed 🙏🏽 I know my next steps for my literary dystopian⚡️ 📕 🖊️⚡️

Unearthed video of Project 2025 leader: Trump is claiming to distance himself from Project 2025, but I’m not worried about that. He's been at our organization, he's raised money for our organization. He's very supportive of what we do

Buzzed to be interviewing Gina A REAL LIVE NEUROSCIENTIST tonight at the Door as part of Birmingham Lit Fest

.Gina Rippon thank you for your work to highlight being ‘differently different’! 🧠 Twas an absolute joy to interview you as part of Birmingham Lit Fest The Rep about your new book ‘Lost Girls of Autism’! Venue sold out & a very enthusiastic audience 🙌🏽

Day 2 of BLF 2025 was busily buzzing with excitement and full house shows! We had such amazing discussions throughout the day, starting with Kasim Ali and Keiran Goddard, followed by Laura Bates' talk on AI, Jonathan Coe and Gina Rippon. Thank you for attending!