I once dunked a basketball so hard they had to put Air Bud to sleep

i am truly convinced some of u will only start taking this seriously when people close to you start dying. please, think.

So when we start over yall tryna do socialism or communism

The sad thing is if this virus actually turned people into zombies we would’ve been more prepared

imagine u beefing with me and I pull up to yo crib with 9000 termites. Whole foundation gone cuz u wanna talk crazy

Alexa play Seinfeld theme song

Rest In Peace to Chase Reel. An Arkansas Sigma Chi who died protecting one of his pledge brothers being held up at gun point, Chase is a reminder of what brotherhood really means. IHSV.

just got the call... pour one up for duke today🕊

sick of all these cute pet names like mittens or daisy. i’m getting a dog and naming it something cool like truckstop or concrete

This shit got more remixes than old town road omfg

isnt it so fucked up that the one called barqs isnt the one with the dog mascot

kanye stans be like this song is shit as a stylistic choice

RIP Norm Macdonald, one of the greats

people that hate subtitles are the same people that like laugh tracks and I refuse to elaborate further

Wordle 228 2/6 ⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

major congrats to Tim Robinson!!

Why does Twitter keep redirecting me to Tesla’s website with my credit card details already filled out

We're gonna add meth to twinkies.