I can’t wait to tell my future kid they can’t have a soda at dinner cuz it’s unhealthy while I drink my 5th bud light of the night

waxiest airpods this side of the mississippi

im gonna treat her like my 9-5 (unemployed)

no one cares about your spotify wrapped

MrBeast just bought a billion souls from me wtf is he planning

i better not see any stories of the eclipse today

Generational Run Continues #CTESPN

you will never change the world

matthieu pavon winning the us open lock it in

if shes on the nashville girls trip i am so sorry man you are done for

Let’s settle this whole handicap debate, I’ll host the golf match on my YouTube Donald J. Trump Joe Biden

Dustin Johnson and Brooks Koepka are paired together tomorrow which gives me a good reason to share the best video in the history of professional golf. You’re welcome.

wearing sunglasses inside top 10 sickest thing ever

73 degree weather is pretty much good for anything

Hey man, just wanted to reach out and say I loved how much you drank at my wedding last night

im the guy thats been heating up fish in the break room

Aura farming today with Max Shaw in Burgettstown

what do you mean you don’t want a geekbar for mothers day mom??

Five year old me going to tell my mom that I’ve thrown up on my mattress and two walls at 3:22 AM