Pops was not happy to hear the word “Muslim” during Easter mass today.

Stay off the internet for a day and you won’t have a fucking clue what anyone is talking about

Lebron James 22 at half as the #1 option at 41 years old

Just figured out how to properly schedule my icore classes (half a week after I could enroll)

JUST SNIPED THE LATE AFTERNOON CLASS

Palmer jersey spotted in hodge even after we’ve gotten battered for a month straight now. What a brave human

NBA PLAY IN

No but seriously there has to be some sort of threshold before you can talk about football publicly and make money off it

True friendship if I’ve ever seen it Pubert “Bouse Mogger” Niggastein Jonah Rosenbaumstein Jr

This Bayern tie

Fourth semester of college and no intramural playoff wins to my name for a sport I’ve played for 16 years.

Went pack a punch on the beer Edward “Tits” Tidsworth

Just ate shit on the Godfrey stairs. #fuck

AND CLASS WAS CANCELLED ANYWAYS

My heart burns with hatred you egotistical cunt

Clearlake Capital and Todd Boehly: - 100% Doing Loyalty Test on Fans - Bought Garnacho Voluntarily - Rosenior signed to enrich Palmer vocab - Delap Buy to test Free Will - Sold Noni bc they prefer Neto’s Aux UP THE BLUES 💙💙💙

“Liam Rosenior has been sacked”

This is the state of my club lmfao. If you don’t #laugh you’ll #cry

Roommates friend going to bed at 3am? Ok. Better be up at 10am for Chelsea vs Leeds. That how we roll in this apartment motherfucker.

Those double shots that didn’t catch up to Nelson? Well, they caught up by the time Nelson laid down for bed #fuck