first in my bloodline to become the Elden Lord

Protect this man at all costs.

adhd is so embarrassing like I really gotta take meth to clean my room

Wasn’t Ramadan that big dude on the sickly horse in Elden Ring?

Guy who picked Guadalajara as a World Cup venue at the FIFA board meeting tomorrow:

IM CRYING ALL EGG DOES IS LIE

When your exam is 9 am but the sun is looking a little brighter than normal

ultimately this is my culture

going to the kitchen and genuinely not seeing anything you want to eat

Me opening door for food delivery after 24h marathon of playing RE9

the winner takes it all

Qn más siente feo de mipear a los mips?

Cualquier r1 de cualquier especialidad de cualquier hospital be like:

pobrecitos los médicos en formación al chile si el sueño es ser residente para andar todos demacrados, explotados, mal pagados y maltratados, imagínense cuáles serán nuestras pesadillas

El otro día me bautizaron con lidocaina

Why does everyone have Parvovirus B19??????

Estos días se sienten como un abrazo

Ya q se acabe el r1, estoy cansado de soñar con gente ictérica

Esperé tanto de esta mala audiencia