Never been interested in films that much, but every single thing that features @melissamccarthy always keeps me watching. So much versatility, humour and is always relatable and brings amazing things (seemingly effortlessly) to every role. Love it

USA: if you're not white then you must be a talentless illegal immigrant UK: look at these people of varying ages, ethnicities and cultures displaying their talent and getting along in a wholesome way (and fuck you Donald Trump) #GBBO

This is very sad. She badly needs better friends, who are going to be more honest with her & explain she is dangerously overweight & should do something about it.

AM SICK Of OLD REPUBLICAN MISOGYNISTS TREATING WOMEN LIKE DERANGED ESCAPES FROM THE 50’s‼️YOURE OLD WHITE MEN WHO WANT TO PAT OUR HEADS & SAY BE GOOD GIRLS‼️THOSE DAYS ARE OVER & SO ARE YOU‼️WE’RE COLORFUL,LGBT,WE WANT OUR BODIES BACK,WE WANT EQUAL PAY,WE DEMAND RESPECT

How can you pose for deliberately provocative magazine covers & post endless semi-naked photos of yourself to 1.7m people on Instagram - then say your body is nobody else’s business?

I'm still shocked that the UK has appointed a Minister for Food Supplies. That's a Minister for rationing folks. In PEACETIME! I'm not surprised it's needed because of Brexit but shocked nonetheless.

I always get mildly upset when BuzzFeed quizzes do not actually correctly guess my age.

#PoliticsLive I don't support UKIP at all, but the presenter is letting her personal feelings get in the way and I actually feel bad for the UKIP bloke being ambushed 😳

Thanks to Sky I'm now only paying £27 per month for phone and broadband rather than BT £60 per month - over a 50% saving! So happy 😁

So when a new #RoyalBaby is announced, it trends nationally in the UK, but when we announce our new baby Warty Piglets the news doesn't even travel as far as Rotherham. Favouritism.

Goodnight Mister Tom, is on ITV3. If anyone doesn't like it, you're wrong.

when you've repeated yourself too many times and your'e trying to keep it together before u really slap that person

get the new @busted song busted.com/cominghome/

If anyone else spectacularly failed that new diet they were starting today; it's okay, I'm with you. We'll try again tomorrow 😂

This is the 15th year that I've asked for a pony for Christmas. I have a feeling it will also be the 15th year that I don't get one. #dreams