@maxcorn8
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calendar_today21-01-2016 01:03:35
224 Tweet
29 Followers
170 Following
7 months ago
How it feels when the nurse takes your vitals with 3 different machines simultaneously
6 months ago
“What killing someone on a subway taught me about B2B SaaS”
nothing worse than showing up to a restaurant hungover and you see this size of water cups
Love my wife happy Valentines Eileen
Learning how to make chicken from New York Times subscribers
the world is my oyster…. and I’m the only….girl
Andrew Tate McRae
5 months ago
reverse queer eye where five women teach a gay guy how to be kind
4 months ago
Doing the Saturday crossword at a Hell’s Kitchen bar to let them know I’m intellectual
A rich New Yorker in her 50’s moving to Florida is not news…
I took a vacation with the Taliban — and fell in love with a terrorist as we watched 'Gossip Girl' trib.al/w1j04Lh
I can't read 5 tweets without seeing porn. WTF is chudai?
Basement membership gap relationship….not enough articles in the cut about this
3 months ago
I used to munch trade for robux too
The Apple Genius Bar is actually a worse place than airports, port authority, etc etc
2 months ago
If fame is a gun and sympathy is a knife and this bunny is a rider....... then who is clocking this tea?!
how tf did we automate software engineers before real estate agents this is such a big fumble on our end
Addison Rae won me over simply because she said her album was inspired by colors yet didn’t claim to have synesthesia
11 years ago
Touch Me, touch me, don't be sweet. Love me, Love me PLEASE RETWEET