Imagine getting in a cab blacked out tryna make it home and you wake up with $3000 in your pocket. You panic cause you don’t know how you got the money, 10 months later you’re watching tv and see your drunk ass getting in the back of the Cash Cab and nailing all the questions

I identify as a bonobo chimpanzee and will not be paying property taxes

“Are you ok” no, my boyfriend watches Thursday night football, Saturday football, Sunday football and Monday night football

Here’s a thread for words of 23 emotions that people feel but can’t explain

Boston cops be like”Come to da fwont dooor, It’s da pawlice dawpawtment”

#PS5Share, #Fortnite

I stg girls are going over the top playing hard to get cuz I ain’t got no bitches

Just because I’m not on it doesn’t mean i don’t want it

Just got my first NFT! opensea.io/assets/0x495f9…

No matter how much you change,
you still have to pay the price 
for the things you've done.

Doc Joey Burrow HE SEEIN GHOST BRUH

I kiss their foreheads for me, not for them

I feel like when I’m like 30 I’m going to get big into country music and nobody gunna recognize me

I’ll be eating wings with Sean Evans

I got a guy who can get Chick-Fil-A on a Sunday

If I don’t marry an Australian woman I’m a failure

It’s hard to remember sometimes but the universe doesn’t own you. You are able to manipulate the things around you in anyway you want and manifestation is very real. If it hasn’t come to fruition yet it’s just because you havnt completed all of the steps

We’re gunna look back at music from 2024 the same way we did with 2016