@VannKate hahahahahahahah

When people complain about how loud the train is I'm like yo bitch you ain't gotta clue, it rattles my windows and wakes up the mice.

I GET TO GO TO RED ROCKS TONIGHT

Today is the day to disregard the political side of 9/11 and pay respects to those who were lost. Be thankful everyday for your life.

You guys I got an aim

It is very rare to see people who can pull off man buns, but when they do, my god it is absolutely glorious

What the fuck is yik yak??

A fool's paradise is a wise man's hell

We're trying to get ahead before we get a headstone

Proud to be a beer snob

My dad calls the song acid raindrops the pot song.... Consequently, he loves it.

Remember remember the 5th of November

"Dad I heard George W. Bush wrote a book." "Yeah, I bet he used a whole box of crayons" 😂😂

Fear is the condom of life

If men were giving birth to babies, there would not be a lot of discussion regarding the right to choose.