ur boys got JOB OFFERS BABYYYY

recently

a former bates staff member told me that a high up admin once said in response to snow removal and accessibility concerns that students with disabilities should have considered snow on sidewalks before going to school in maine. fuck these places forever

wook at the wittle wobot puppies bought with stolen funds that will cause unspeakable harms 🥹💖

bfr there’s no competition

this painter is my mom’s pastor’s son, new milford girlies we won fr

this customer enthusiastically telling me about her 60 ft yacht with the same name as our wifi password

licherahlly the dream garment

boston people are so identifiable, people come into work n within 30 seconds of interacting it’s just like ohhhhhh u live in Boston

does anyone else remember the tweet all drafts button . why did that exist. i almost died

5 is an even number idc

If I Don’t See A Rainbow This Summer I Will Kill Myself

running with a backpack on is one of the most humbling and undignified parts of the human experience

my hoya is flowering for the first time and y’all…she is so sexy. my baby’s first time serving cunt i’m so proud

no cause like let’s TALK abt a sunny maine evening at 7pm…..

lol he was in my year at bates and he was also a trump supporter