Crowdkill of the year goes to this guy hitting a dude with the John Lennon

He's called Claude, he's a lil French guy who lives in your phone and tells you what to do, like Napoleon.

Intrusive thoughts won 🐑

Getting emoted on by a sheep in front of thousands. That’s going to be a long car ride home in the booster seat

Do you even know about a triple stack???

how that beer hit my hand on a friday

id be huffing and puffing that shit like crazy. race to the end. theres no way im letting some broad take half my fucking cigarette

inshallah iran will make it real

Arteta thinks he’s Avon Barksdale

When you ask Arteta for open play chances

beavers are so funny why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering

Smoking Big Doinks - Young King Dave (2017)

Ain’t Gucci schizophrenic? He probably thought he was in a music video the whole time

Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was

“yOu wAnT tHe CeO tO wOrK fOr £140 aN hOuR🤣” £140 an hour equates to 25 thousand pounds per month ya daft bootlicking cunt

My pet rabbit's gone, T. The vet gave it to youth in Asia. "Euthanasia?" Yeah, some kid in China or some shıt, I don't know.

Me when Wile E. Coyote is blown up by his own dynamite trap: