Can’t wait to explain to my son in Chinese that I got to watch the inauguration of our first Indian Vice President while we’re in the court room waiting to see if his mother gets the death penalty for liking an Alex Jones gif in 2011

Worst President of all time

Wondering if anyone asked Nanking what it was wearing or why it didn’t just leave

The full letter Trump wrote to SAG-AFTRA sagaftra.org/files/SAG-AFTR…

Anyone know which of Mia Farrows children were adopted from South Korea? It doesn’t say in the doc

Jackie Kennedy tweeting “I’m okay..” on November 23rd

The only thing that allows me to cope with the trauma from the Capitol riots is knowing that McDonald’s will pay my child, who’s trans, $15 an hour for the next 40 years to hand McGriddles to consultants who encouraged their executives to move every manufacturing job overseas

Talking about white privilege and then dating this guy

Attends one diversity training

Girls who spell their name illhaveanalwithyourdadanduncle are not to be trusted

My video content will live here now because I have been permanently banned on tik tok by the chinese communist party for personally freeing most of Hong Kong Matthew Deakins | My dad vs the DC sniper youtu.be/L1m1G3LS3E0 via YouTube

Girls love telling people they’re vegetarian and then eating cosmic brownies for every meal

Legalize comedy

The face I make when my gf doesn’t want to talk about the Battle of Passchendaele

Trump would have gotten us gas by now

Mel Gibson reading Twitter this week

I don’t really have anything to promote but you can donate to #HelpAbuela

Congrats to Jos. A. West Bank, the 2024 Comedy Kumite XL champion! And a huge thank you to the 23 other contestants, and the amazing audiences who cheered through the whole weekend.