Gym Jordan's 5 words: Assault Locker. Boys. Screams. Denial.

“Some of those who work forces/Are the same that burn crosses”-ZDLR

Hello. My name is Coronavirus. You don’t want to wear a mask? Prepare to die.

OK, let’s compromise. No mail-in ballots. Let’s go with absentee voting instead. #ArtOfTheDeal

Jonathan Swan to Chris Wallace: 'That's not a knife. This is a knife.' Donald J. Trump

THIS IS NOT FAIR

Retweet if you’d like to see a former single working mom and Air Force Veteran send Kevin McCarthy into retirement.

Calm down, Strokeahontas.

“I like to take shits in my swimming pool, right? We all know that. I like to shit in the pool, big shits, people say they love my shits so much, nobody shits like this. And, okay, now you have shit in the pool. Not good, okay? Joe Biden doesn’t know how to clean it up!”

this is a huge story and everyone should watch - mail being dumped. This is total inside job, too. Gonna get so much worse before election. Fire Louis DeJoy, he's a piece of shit and is purposefully destroying USPS. ktla.com/news/local-new…

#patientzero

Fucking terrible.

Fracking is bad, actually

My wife has the gift of premonition. Last night she dreamed she was eating the biggest bestest marshmallow in all of marshmallow town. When she woke up with tears all up in my shit. Worse, her pillow was gone. "Why has God forsaken us" she screamcried. "Communism" I reminded her

Puppy’s (82 weeks) dads are looking for a 420 friendly dog sitter/caregiver who has been vaccinated. They don’t use marijuana but their emotional support greyhound Albuquerque (formerly Gunner) uses it to deal with competition ptsd. Looking to get Albu discretely vaccinated too.

I believe in the efficacy of Lactose Conversion Therapy

There are whole lot of architects blaming the carpet contractor for the total collapse of the high rise they built today.

Maga already spinning this as Trump kept his promise when he said he’d grab ‘em by the pussy