James
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This week I are mostly been eating... Gü
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Sartorial Thug 🍸
@SartorialThug
Bounder. Cad. Scoundrel.. Badinage. Persiflage. Coddiwompling. Toe-to-toe fisticuffs on the cobbles, no weapons. Hairy. Poet.Trailer Swift (Original Recording)
@Trailer_Swift69
If you can't stick to your own standards and rules, don't expect others to. As featured on 'The Jeremy Vine Show'. Artist, Comedian, Model, Influencer, Writer.Herb Brubanter
@HBrubanter
Renowned historian, extreme bacon enthusiast, cat pervert and frequent admirer of the nations dams. Comedian and actor (Scotland only).L C Eff
@TheReturnOfLCF
Ready, willing, but rarely able. Pianist & Piano teacher... freelance hobby consultant ... used to faff around in law... Allotments & Motorbikes.Trubs
@Mr_Trubshawe
Tweets that would make baby Jesus cry. That moron. Sick Nazi. Pointless turd. Pathetic Communist. Should be ashamed. Biden voter. Bigot. Nasty shitbag. French.JustG
@Little_G2
yes - definitely me ..George Smiley
@364690
Lion tamer at the circus. May take a drink once a week. Outside/inside broadcaster.D Fens Reborn
@d___fens_reborn
I cook, I drink, I swear. I sometimes Photoshop and write tweets I don't fully believe.Melindi Scott
@melindiscott
If I'm not who I say I am then what am I doing hereHouse of Brandford
@Br_____rd
Hardworking Tax PayerBinky
@TheOnlyGuru
Immodest serial bride. J'adore les gheys. Still bintish & reassuringly expensive. Suspected Illuminati. LGB✂️TQ Agent 21144 💚🤍💜 NO DM EVER.Doris from Watford
@doris_from
The beating heart of middle England. Travel by bus.Mister Milo
@MiloShropshire
First Minister and President for Life of Milo Manor. Refusenik. Twitter’s favourite verified sweary dogGeoff Badger
@ReticentGenius
Not dead.Mnrrntt
@mnrrntt
A monkey hitting keys at random on a keyboard for an infinite amount of time couldn’t come up with this crapkatie
@pipterino
A loveable scatterbrain with the nicest lipstick in ManchesterfordNeil
@NeilNotGonnaLie
A kind, caring and compassionate man, a real 'people person'. Not to you though, you're a bit of a cunt tbfFidel Cuntstruck
@FidelCuntstruck
Deplorable Northern pleb, grumpy bastard who swears a lot. Blocked by an awful lot of people .. Nullius in verba .. póg mo thóin You won't like me!mrk
@dynmkrh
the worst man on twitterCllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE
@cheesecakeOBE
No, I do not want to read your blog - Home of the reasonably likeable tweetJason McCourty
@JasonMcCourty
Husband & Father__13yr NFL Vet__Super Bowl Champ__ @GMFB on @NFLNetwork __ Double Coverage Podcast w/ the McCourty Twins __Tackle Sickle Cell! IG:@McCourtyTwinsR4NDY
@R4ndyG_V1
Amateur electrician. Excellent chef. Best at holidays. Expert at Red Devilling. Wine connoisseur.HelveticDon
@Beerbrendan1
Mostly tits and politics. Free-speech martyr, shit-stirrer extraordinaire. ComedianAlice
@backpainandwine
I have opinions on showers and children in pubs.Lionella 🤍
@x_zaich
Spiller of coffee • Misser of flights • Taker of notes • Nap queenDavid (Послꙋшник Даві́д)
@Fr_David_GB
Miserable sinner and Scot. Monastic since 2016. Traditional, Orthodox Faith and Liturgy. English, Русский, & Română. WR+ER ROCOR.H
@swededamager00
Photos, thoughts, & rants, Deep house base hound. Recalcitrant. Makes gardens, grows plants, that sort of thing. MA Social Gaffery🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇪🇺Married.Granbee
@CMBeee
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@happy_foxxy
Pronouns are Fuck/Off.. Openly English... Sick of everything.Disappointed Optimist
@disappoptimism
I did a good tweet once, you won't have read it because it was on another twitter. See something that concerns you on the TL? Drop me a DM. They/Them.humans without context
@HumansNoContext
memes & videos that’ll make you smile [email protected]@EZEilyboilingp1ss
@EZEboilingp1ss
Geordies, Leeds, Scousers & now 🐓 with frocks on strings. RIP Coastal Palace. Rinse 2 be rinsed even at my expense. Life’s too short for negativity! PTID 🦅Lucie
@LJCJ83
The world is on fire! 🔥Steve 🇵🇸
@rocknroller_ste
Fuck The Tories. Don't buy The S*n. #YNWA #JFT97. He/HimFFS
@myverywitsend
Done with your sh1t…community notes violating people
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@JLL
We shape the future of real estate for a better world https://t.co/P3RFdKMcPeTerrible Maps
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The home of terrible maps with a pinch of humour [email protected]@hughkeogh
@hughkeogh
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@B34571nth3h34d
..-. ..- -.-. -.- / -.-- --- ..- C16H12FN3O3 Come for the content, stay for the cock.Rambo. John J
@graing116
Goose Green. The Balcony. Nairobi. Petrol Station. 'Nails Bastard' - Andy MacNab. Nothing on twitter is real, except for my bio...Lisa
@Lisa_D_London
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@godblesstoto
Take your Joy™Sarah Phelps
@PhelpsieSarah
Screenwriter. Pervert. BBC Monster. Befuddler of Lord Sugar. Broken, sweaty ape. @phelpsiesarah.bsky.socialLegal Gengar
@LegalGengar
🏳️🌈 I write about Internet fraud, grifts, and scams as part of Grift Watch. The BBC Panorama of the Internet. Stuffy British lawfag.not a cow
@Justareallybigt
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@leigh_fell
~Legally Chav~Liz 🦩💙
@ejp72
Proud to be a small cog in big NHS machine. She/Her https://t.co/Lbp6lRJHcjJustG
@g2_little
Thick as mince Karen - Thatchers Love ChildVivi
@ViviKnit
Mayfair Croupier. I love knitting and sunshine.It's me! 🌻
@metalgurugirl
My random thoughts, silly polls and occasional singing. Not here for romance or pics of your genitalia. Burger and an alcoholic drink £6.29 at 'SpoonsMeatspin
@meatspincom
Shock Site EnthusiestSteve - Not rocknroller_ste.
@Baxterismy_cat
Back until they find out. Fuck the tories. He/Him #lfc #ynwa #jft97 #oufc 🇵🇸Trading Places
@Ajcts
One goal. Financial freedom. Working on a plan to become a digital nomad/adventurer/explorer/world traveller/sailorR to the A to the C to the H to the E to the L
@butterfly40_
Did I mention I love cheese?Same Sleath, Different Day
@sleathing2n
I’m not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?beep the meep
@SCirclesBack
always an angel, never a godLauren Purnell
@PurnL
Former Investment Banking • Yoga DevoteeG
@NWLondonGooner
Shit Planning
@PlanningShit
A celebration of all the Shit Stuff imposed on our environment. Perpetrated by Architects, Planners, Surveyors, Engineers & other environmental ne’er do wells.dubz 3.0
@dubz3dot0
this used to be my altcid
@FukCid
Jakob 🇳🇴
@RedemptionLingz
irrelevant humourSuper Hams
@TheRstott
Comedian on ITV2 Stand Up Sketch Show and Comedy Central | Top Jokes Of The Fringe 2019 (Dave) 2022 (The Times) 2023 (The Guardian, The Telegraph)Pengy of the Vikings
@ActualPengi
Noots in bioDuke
@PrinceHal69
Famously asexual - no sex or dairy pleaseJoel
@itsjoelstweets
I know that things are going wrong for me. You gotta listen to my words. *guitar break*@1972rjay
@1972rjay
On a ban 🏴🇬🇧shitehouselives
@shitehouselives
Continually persecuted. Forever young. Loves cyclists. BFCCCShoreditch picking juniper berries
@ccshoreditch
Son of an EastEnd landlady, married to a Kiwi, part time custodian to a Welsh Terrier & Inventor of the 'double Cosmopolitan & 'FuckIt' 3pm double Gin & Tonic