Amazing.

#FPL league code is wz66ne if anyone wants to join. Sorry Tins.

My sister-in-law got a bite on her ankle in a rather unfortunate/hilarious place.

That's how you do a minutes silence.

FREEEDDDDDDYYYYYY!!!!

Oh that is nice.

Let me be sure I've got this right: The UK government says it's a terrorism offence for Britons to take action to oppose genocide. But it's fine for Britons to volunteer for the Israeli army as it calls up 60,000 troops to expand the Gaza genocide. middleeasteye.net/news/uk-declin…

Let's not get absolutely pumped, lads. #oufc

Birmingham fans are shite. For 25k home fans, they make fuck all noise. #oufc

Shit name, Barry.

Please explain yourself, you absolute piece of shit?

Please explain why?

Explain yourself, you piece of shit?

So you're saying if we'd sprayed stuff white and then put a red cross on it the media would have supported us? You live and learn I guess.

The edit feature on WhatsApp is brilliant. The amount of times i've had to rewrite a completely incoherent message because the keyboard is absolutely gash is ridiculous.

A black man could be sentenced for up to 5 years in prison for having a mental health crisis. Once again, NEVER CALL THE COPS ON PEOPLE IN EMOTIONAL DISTRESS! THE POLICE CANNOT HANDLE AS MUCH AS THE TEXTBOOK SYMPTOMS OF A MENTAL BREAKDOWN!

Every motherfucking thing this gentleman said. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥👇

Rio Ferdinand is so shit!! 'No, VT Rio, VT!!!!'