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Vlad Dracula Tepes

@mathiastepes

The king of the night here with lips laced in blood. I am Dracula.

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calendar_today15-02-2012 20:03:42

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648 Followers

439 Following

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5 years ago

"The quality of the joke is usually determined from the quality of the mouth that spouts it."

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5 years ago

"D'aww, it's okay. Believe it or not, your whole existence is one big jest, so no need to tell a joke. You are one."

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5 years ago

"Mhm. Hail to the king~"

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5 years ago

"Someone touched a button"

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5 years ago

Huffs.

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5 years ago

Everyone. Literally, everyone.

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4 years ago

Ahem. "You heathens stay away from my door."

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4 years ago

"The peace and quiet is so rare these days..."

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4 years ago

"Step one foot closer to this castle and I'll send you to the moon."

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@mathiastepes

4 years ago

"Son of a...bitch."

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4 years ago

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4 years ago

He reaches for his belt.

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@mathiastepes

4 years ago

"Applying discipline."

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@mathiastepes

4 years ago

He pinched the brdige of his nose. "I should have expected that. Come here, woman."

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Vlad Dracula Tepes
@mathiastepes

4 years ago

"Bah, humbug."

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@mathiastepes

4 years ago

Yikes! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Yikes! #MyTwitterAnniversary
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4 years ago

"Great, we're back here again."

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3 years ago

Look what the werewolf dragged in

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3 years ago

Huehuehuehue