My conspiracy theory that I kind of believe is that refusing to use AI is part of staying human. Dreams and voice and thoughts and choices are what make you a person - why would you hand that over to machines.

I can already tell you this will be Tuberville’s favorite lounge chair.

bird incel: I’m beakcucked. one shade of plumage is the only difference between a nest and pathetic feathercope. Eat the black beetle, it’s over Me: *hearing only hearing sweet chirping* handsome passerines a flutter in their buoyant reverie! glad tidings!

A lot of people are saying Governor Newsom is pulling a Schlossberg. Idk about that but I do appreciate his leadership and tenacity

They gave Future the Lori Lightfoot.

First they came for the barrel and I did not speak out because I’m not a barrel. Then they came for the cracker….

he's even too much of a coward to actually make the pro-Nazi argument! "one can make the argument" is bitch-talk!

Removing the memorial of the pulse nightclub victims is some of the most heinous work imaginable and I hope shame for this follows desantis to his grave

Correct. It is *medicine.

Happy Birthday to our 🐐 We love you Dewanna Bonner!! Have a great day and go get a dub tonight 😤 #WarEagle

When KD is locked in on here and eviscerating nobodies for less than 100 likes, it’s just as beautiful as watching him take over a game. Operating at the highest levels.

Back on my bullshit 😃

“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels” ohhh someone has never had a crab rangoon or perhaps 20 crab rangoons in one sitting

Two names, one ship. Always Chellandria

Tonight at Truist Park: We honor the World Series Champion #95Braves! 🏆

I met so many people unexpectedly through writing my old column. And even though it was often very silly, it was unironically one of the most rewarding things I’ve ever done. Networking mixers are terrible. Connecting with other nerds through your weird niche is way better.

[talking out loud to the guy who haunts my house when the water won’t turn on] craig is this you or do I have to call a plumber

im always thinking about this tweet