The amount that I use the 🥴 emoji makes me wonder how I ever expressed my emotions without it 🥴🥴🥴🥴

My home town included. Awesome, so glad my mom is moving back there 😣

Ummmmmm this housing market is really bringing out the ugliest in people!🛑🚩🤮 Stay safe out there, home buyers. Sometimes it’s just not worth it

Changing the BMI categories so that more numbers fell into the obese category. Also it’s not a real thing. It’s an excuse to bully fat people for existing.

In case you think abortion laws don’t matter: last week a pharmacist declined to fill a prescription for a patient of mine with an ectopic pregnancy citing SB8 restrictions. The same medicine that saved my life in 2013 when I had my own ectopic pregnancy 1/4

People who have super strong feelings about the correct direction of toilet paper blow my miinnnnddd. I guess we have to pass the time somehow in this one life on earth 😰🧻

STUDY: Every Friend Now Officially Too Old to Help You Move: ow.ly/yQKR50JcAPO

There it is: a gallon of gas costs more than the federal minimum wage

I had Baja blast at like 8pm which is funny because I have terrible insomnia most nights anyway follow for more tips on how to ruin your Thursday

Honestly super proud of myself for setting time limits on my most frequently viewed medical websites (webmd, mayoclinic, etc). AND super proud of myself for sticking to them. It has stopped a spiral in its tracks several times now and it’s been < a week. #OCD #exposuretherapy

I got my HP tatt covered yesterday & I’m just feeling so relieved about it?? I don’t think I fully realized just how gross I felt about having it. “Separate the art from the artist” only works if you can actually… do it. I couldn’t so it had to go! #fuckterfs #jkrisaterf

I told you so Sarah

When June said “I don’t think I have $88” I LOST IT. 😂😅 #HandmaidsTale

Not to be ~that~ bisexual but I would like to point out that historically Velma has also made googly eyes at boys so. Idk. Seems like a missed opportunity for p obvious bi- representation.

I hate that Election Day is always in the middle of the week. Let it be on a Friday/Saturday so I can watch the results roll in with a bottle of wine as god intended.

There’s always one gd dog commercial that makes me cry #SuperBowlLVII

My podcast Resting Scared Podcast released its 10th (!!!) episode today! Honestly, it feels really good considering I wasn’t convinced we’d get 2 eps. I am really enjoying this process so far & it would be an honor & a privilege if you joined me by listening and/or giving a share! 🫶

Girl, what are you talking about? Studying abroad is awesome! insider.com/nyu-student-ha…

OJ Simpson just arrived down here wtf

Colors of the sky