this pollen about to start falling but do not come around me making that lil pig noise scratching your throat.

unfortunately being boiled alive in the shower is essential to my mental health

“Are you ok” no it’s Monday tomorrow

i have so many questions for people who unironically wear fedoras in the year 2026

i think you need to have “fugly” on your resume to apply to be an *ce agent

maybe putting a 4th caffeinated drink in your anxiety riddled body will help there’s really no way to know

Thursday should respectfully be the end of the work week.

I need to sit by the ocean and disassociate for like three days

not to sound like a potted plant but sunlight and fresh air really makes a difference

NOT FLAT…

the idea of a regulated nervous system is sooo appealing to me I hope I get it someday

she’s so beautiful

fuck a running club. i'm gonna start a walking club. bring your walking shoes and your grandma with her walker . we're gonna be gentle with the ankles

i would run a man over with my car before i would rehome my cat for him

hamburger help us

Sick and tired of these 30 min weekends

una foto mia de la ultima vez q dormi sin preocupaciones en este mundo re de mierda

me at the function

Women are out here sharing live locations, checking the backseats of cars, and holding their hands over their drinks. Men are doing 3 hour podcasts about how unfair it is that we don't smile at them. The disconnect is fatal.