i love you.

Accurate

there’s two sides to every story. and you’ll never know all the details just hearing it from one person.

I’ll eat a bowl of water with a fork before I give a shit about your opinion of me

quit checking up on the ones that ain’t doing the same for you

if you’re ever really really over a long day just have a shower beer

cringe

my father’s day present to my dad is another year of not having to pay for a wedding

Y’all heard of elf on a shelf? Well here’s

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I just read something that said “think of the person you love most in the world. Why do you love them? I bet it has nothing to do with their body” and I just feel like it’s something everyone needs to hear

here’s one for anybody who’s sleeping alone.

Has anyone ever actually met someone as equally perfect and wonderful as Jim from The Office???

Just saw a tik tok that said “are you actually relaxing or are you just shutting down and dissociating?” and I’ve never felt so targeted 😳😂

🥴 accurate

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i truly feel this chapter of my life is teaching me patience and discipline.

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

There has never been a photo taken of Tennessee beating Alabama in football on an iPhone.