me going back to my room after not finding anything to eat

when it’s raining & the lines start to disappear on the road

gonna do this when I'm 75 and tell people to wear sunscreen 👍🏾

if dirty fruit kills me i wasn’t meant to survive

and its my middle finger

i don’t actually exist if you ever met me you’re schizophrenic

ROLL TIDE! 🐘🐘🐘

Do they call it gross pay because it’s disgusting to see how much you could’ve made before they took it all in taxes?

Me as soon as the weather hits 70 degrees consistently

She said “Get a load of this guy” lmaoo

when my friends are trying to teach me the rules of a card game and I physically cannot listen

People over 25 when Ludacris came out during the halftime show

me when the margaritas start hitting #SBLVIII

nobody:

nicki minaj:

Perhaps the fine china then ?