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PC Martle & PD Lace

@martleandlacey

PARODY. The purpose is to put a bit of integrity back into the noble art of Police dog handling and has the support of many hardworking handlers in UK

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Hello BCH Police Dogs can you confirm all dogs within your directorate belong to your respective Chief Constables and are by virtue, the property of the police authority? Could you also confirm on retirement or disposal, they are rehomed under a contractual agreement?

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Remember, you’re an operational team. They rely on you as much as you rely on them and FFS whilst we all love to leave it to the dog, make sure the dog is up to it. For you and for them. That is all!

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To Richard Tice MP 🇬🇧 and Lee Anderson MP thank you for your support. From everyone in the Police service. Some may not agree with your politics, but you called it and for that we are eternally grateful. #ManchesterAirport

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Utterly appalling service from GWR . Train late leaving London. Trolley service only covers 1/3 of train and can’t buy a coffee cos elf and safety. Why are they always so 💩?

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You may have no choice but to when they’re cracking your ribs open to massage your heart after you’ve been shanked by one of your best!

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Says the dude who turns off his comments because he can’t debate 🤡 🤡 🤡 And trust me bro, if you get to A+E you’re one of the lucky ones. It normally happens on the street. And it ain’t Ambo that does it, it’s those dastardly cops !