I think if ever did an #onlyfans it would be just me showing you my dice collection. Not sure anyone would be prepared to pay for that and honestly, I couldn’t blame them.

Picked up this bad boy and cutie #Cthulhu from Stratford-Upon-Avon, of all places, from an amazing shop called Magical Alley. If you are ever In Shakespeare’s hometown, do yourself a favour and visit Magic Alley

Well it’s official. I cannot follow any more of you lovely folk until Twitter believes I have a worthy amount of followers. 😢

Just got back from the dentist where he filed away half of my tooth to get it ready for a cap. That was fun!

I doubt it’ll come to this, but this cartoon made me chuckle (nervously).

So…

We don’t do #ThirstyThursday but how about just a pic of a couple very much in love? #AppreciationFriday #appreciation

About 72hrs late, but:

Now, Mr Putin, it’s time for a little geography lesson:

😂

Since all the cool kids are playing:

Can I ask my UK friends: Does anyone else feel like the winters here get longer and wetter each year and summers are shorter and shorter.

If ever you doubt the epic level of incompetence that the Russian military has displayed in the past, I urge you to listen to this TRUE story. It is hilarious. Courtesy of MrBallen youtu.be/5jDbJbCuKl4

Putin: China are our allies China:

😁

Too true.

My kids just shouted: “Bingo!”

Today I’m watching the Terminator movies in my machete order: - Terminator - Salvation - T2 - Dark Fate