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Martin John

@martinjohn_e

A writer of quirky urban fantasy, horror and humorous books. #ttrpg aficionado. A great cook and all round nice guy.

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I think if ever did an #onlyfans it would be just me showing you my dice collection. Not sure anyone would be prepared to pay for that and honestly, I couldn’t blame them.

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Picked up this bad boy and cutie #Cthulhu from Stratford-Upon-Avon, of all places, from an amazing shop called Magical Alley. If you are ever In Shakespeare’s hometown, do yourself a favour and visit Magic Alley

Picked up this bad boy and cutie #Cthulhu from Stratford-Upon-Avon, of all places, from an amazing shop called Magical Alley. If you are ever In Shakespeare’s hometown, do yourself a favour and visit <a href="/SeekTheMagicOrg/">Magic Alley</a>
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Well it’s official. I cannot follow any more of you lovely folk until Twitter believes I have a worthy amount of followers. 😢

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Can I ask my UK friends: Does anyone else feel like the winters here get longer and wetter each year and summers are shorter and shorter.

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If ever you doubt the epic level of incompetence that the Russian military has displayed in the past, I urge you to listen to this TRUE story. It is hilarious. Courtesy of MrBallen youtu.be/5jDbJbCuKl4