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No, it's fine, I just didn't think it would be Chinese.

Anything longer than the LGBT acronym (or initialism, if you're being pedantic) to refer to the LGBT community is just silly. Acronyms are meant to be brief!

Sensational Reddit post.

Maybe you'd have more resources at hand if you didn't have to deal with all the criminals you employ? Just a thought.

The other night i was wondering why everyone was grieving jane goodall, an evil woman who literally exploited the monkeys she saved to make them mine diamonds, and then i remembered that was a simpsons episode and that it was time for bed

Love me blue pyramid, simple as.

James and the Giant Cock

Oooooh, we all love a dead nonce, don't we?

Is this what the end of WW2 felt like?

How to make goths jealous.

Obsessed with this litter of kittens in a rescue named after Emo bands because they have emo fringes

The kebab delivery man used to let himself into my house but that was only because I was a fat cunt.

Paedo Close?

PIANO. *plays the softest, most heartbreaking melody you ever heard in your life* TOM WAITS, leaning into microphone.

the reason that aliens have never visited us is because our solar system has received terrible reviews. We only have one star 😂😂😂

Heard your dad's fumin' that Idris Elba received a knighthood but Nigel Farage didn't.

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