The woman who always IDd me was working the day I turned 18, went in for me pack of fags, vodka, and a scratch card, all excited to whip out the passport.
'You're 18 today aren't ya, i seen on facebook.'
Bitch.

Who knew a billion dollars and a billion yes men could stunt you creatively

She looks like that singer with the song 'California', can't remember the name

Why do most nerds seem to detest the majority of their 'favourite' things

During the strikes people were going 'oh boo hoo, are the rich, famous actors not making enough' and meanwhile every actor who's less famous than like Tom Cruise has a quote like this

people luvvv an open plan kitchen/living area until ur trying to watch a film and the washing machine has 30 mins to go and u cant escape the smell of dinner

Maybe I’m splitting hairs but Netflix using AI to manipulate the viewer during nonfiction content seems like a much bigger offense than what y’all were so mad about Late Night with the Devil used it for

I am fiercely protective of rachel zegler for someone who's yet to see anything she's in

playing the NYT mini crossword as an Australian is so difficult. every clue is like 'quarterback in strife?' 'to be sitting on the sidewalk at junior prom' 'get a hall pass, informally.' nevertheless I persist

PLEASE-

I swear this woman gets a kick out of siccing her mob of insane people after her exes

She's serving so much cunt here im sorry

Coming out the gate doing a musical movie with a brittish accent and a gory horror with an American accent as an 11 year old Irish child is actually crazy.

I need it.

Some homophobe just pushed me on the escalator while i was looking at an imagjnary camera at the top pretending i was in a music video

confirmation that Radio Silence’s executive producer credit for Scream 7 is nothing more than a “vanity credit” given to them & that they have no active involvement in the production of the movie 🙌

whenever someone is like 'where are all the men like this??' the answer is always trans guys

Wanna drink cans in merrion square