JUST IN: Baby Keem has BANNED Toadsworth from future Super Mario Sluggers games. The abandoned rapper claims his pitches are “too slow” and “impossible to hit.”

HES NUTS BRO

Fishin' buddies.

the persona you get after a fusion accident:

We should have anticipated this 28 years ago I guess

when you want to watch pink but your annoying ass roommate wants to watch green

Angie Tomodachi

my favorite genre of Mario Party team names were the unnamable pairs where they just named them “What the Deuce” and “What the Bloop”

what is this bullshit son 😭😭

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playing the best Mario Party 8 map for the American Heart Association with Clark & the gang! come by and say hi if you’ve got some time :)

This never worked well for ANTONBLAST. Our internal metrics showed we always performed better when we just did our own thing VS saying “It’s like Wario/Crash/other game!” People will usually make the connection themselves if what you’re making has the juice.

ps5 fans: “imagine if we got games, wouldn’t that just be awful?”