Stone whirlpool off Berwick.

Clickbait headlines are getting increasingly bizarre: I had a butt injection in Los Angeles' most walkable area - where you don't need to hire a car

Might be useful for Henry Jackson and others to remember the Suarez to Arsenal saga just now. He stayed and had an amazing (last) season. #Isak

Thanks to Dominic Sandbrook Tom Holland and The Rest Is History for inspiring this – my list of the all-time top summer holidays: markjones.substack.com/p/all-time-bes… Venture to Naples, Nicea and, of course, Tenby.

Question for the PM: As a dedicated Arsenal fan, do you think your team's ultra-cautious and defensive approach is going to win them the league? Or do they need to show some passion, flair and, frankly, get stuck into the opposition more?

All time best summer holidays: Part 2 open.substack.com/pub/markjones/…

Wordsworth nails 2025 politics: ‘Twas in truth an hour/Of universal ferment; mildest men/Were agitated; and commotions, strife/Of passions and opinion filled the walls/Of peaceful houses with unquiet sounds/The soil of common life was at that time/Too hot to tread upon'.

What happens when the English sentence gets an injection of Botox: forthwrite.substack.com/p/botox-copy

A VeryBritishProblems scene for Rob Temple : when you’ve picked up your dog’s poo, then your neighbour drives down the road. He waves - but you can’t wave a poo bag at him, can you? #mortification

Maybe Henry Jackson and others could remind Liverpool FC fans that we won the Carabao cup with kids. The thing is they knew the Klopp way backwards and just played like the first team. Asking this team to learn a new system and compete with a top Prem team ain’t fair or sensible.

could someone fro the Visit Iceland media team plaease contact me asap about a national UK newspaper article I am writing? thanks

When a close relative dies, it's stressful and you hope that the companies you have to contact have dedicated teams who answer the phone promptly and make life easier. This is NOT the case with Utility Warehouse so far. Coming up to 10 minutes. Lloyds - straight through

Am convinced this is Madame Tussauds.

With guest appearances from William Gladstone, Kate Bush, George Orwell and tripe soup. #Bulgaria #travelblog

The Land of Left Behind open.substack.com/pub/markjones/…

Hey, Kindle . Why has your December notetaking 'update' REDUCED functionality? Much harder to save, comment on and send passages now.

What's the most dangerous place you've been to? markjones.substack.com/p/safe-travels

Sensory deprivation in London open.substack.com/pub/markjones/…

Brilliant Santiago flight with British Airways. However, they changed planes and the window seats I booked at great expense were in the middle block. Profuse apologies, but no offer of a refund. Come on, BA. You’re not Ryanair. And you’ve no right to keep my money.

Remember the BA ‘tailfins’ controversy? I argue here that is presaged many of today’s toxic culture wars. Markjones.substack