Do you understand how much stuff had to go wrong for this responsibility to fall to Matthew McConaughey

im a proud tesla employee. do i work 13 hour days? yes. is my job to keep elon from biting wires? sure. do i have to bring a bucket of decoy wires to throw him off the scent of important ones? you bet. was the guy before me impaled by a forklift? legally i cant say. nevertheless,

just to confirm i'm understanding the FTX collapse: over a million people put $1 billion in assets into a crypto company, founded in the bahamas, by a 28 year old. am I understanding this right.

weighted blankets are not enough. hit me with a shovel

wait, the guy who cheated to get into college and cheated to get out of Vietnam and cheated on his wives and cheated at golf and cheated students at his scam university and cheated donors to his fake charity may have been cheating on his taxes? oh get the fuck out of here

NYC's first pet-friendly women's shelter allows victims to leave abusive relationships and keep their animals safe on.mash.to/1B2mhCo

The World Wide Voyage for ocean sustainability continues virg.in/GM8bx #readbyrichard

Sweet home Chicago!

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Moon Halo.

Monday night bubbly!

An illustration within a bigger illustration? Is this illustration inception? buff.ly/164wxfB

Self-creation.

Driving in Chicago, I kept getting distracted by every hospital I passed, wondering about their digital strategy. #cantturnitoff Eruptr

Your workout is only as good as the bag of chocolate covered pretzels you shove in your face after.

You know you're not a city girl when you realize you haven't been to The Home Depot in a while and you miss it.

Best birthday ever! #GooglePartnerSummit